Shoulder Fap
2012-09-06 23:22:23 UTC
But first think about this, it is a free site, there is no money on offer for winning so what would keep players coming back if there is no real money? Poker on average is a very boring game, many a hand can pass before something exciting happens so would you stay playing if you had to sit through 20 hands before you got something decent? But in a pokerist sit n go tournament I have on multiple times seen a full house 3 hands in a row. Of course this is exciting, but if you are playing the game proper like they advise in their forums then you are never going to see results.
Also how many times have you been beaten by either a maniac going all in with a 2 and 7 off suite or having the last card drop that got you beat? Again too many times to be a case of random chance. How many times have you noticed that when you fold that a card you needed shows up next? As if to rub it in, but if you stay in you never see the card? Since I have been paying extra attention I have had 8 AA’s and have lost 6 times most of these as all ins against poor cards that usually end up as 2 pair. Frustrating? It was but now rather comical.
The quality of competition at times is laughable as well, maniacs who come in and just keep going all in and they normally win a few before getting out and then they try and slang comments as well, then there is the lag in playing, the fact you are asked to bet without seeing your cards is strange don’t you think? And how can people have 100’s of billions of pretend dollars if there isn’t some type of hacking going on?
I have been told that if you have your name or caption marked as anything to do with cheating or the game being rigged then you will be mark and have really poor cards, initially I found this unbelievable but tried it and perhaps it is paranoia but I think my cards lately have been extra crappy. And if you think about it all it is, is a large database so any record can be marked for ‘special’ attention.
Don’t expect to learn anything but keep in mind that most of the time you are playing you are either playing a moron, a computer generated character but definitely not a proper player and you may have some fun, especially if you can get into a slanging match with a poor spelling, singlet wearing wife basher.